"If I can't love you as a lover, I will love you as a friend."
Lovely as Lightning
i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant
Slap that nonexistent ass!
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(via alicia-mufasa)These Times Shall Pass
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
(via coluring)Disco (⊙ヮ⊙)
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
(via crystallized-teardrops)Re: Stacks
The best tab
Lettuce is just crunchy water
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
(via baracknobama)hi it me
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
(via coluring)yes homo