"If I can't love you as a lover, I will love you as a friend."
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
(via beyoncescock)real hamster, real talk.
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
(via shouldnt)this is a madeleine holland fanblog
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
(via shouldnt)The Beast you have made of me
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
(via bullied)who do u think u r i am
the secret to losing followers is being yourself
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
(via ugly)I'm Straight
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
(via lohanthony)half the deals, twice the price!!
Tyra is literally a demon, omg.
(via jesuschristvevo)`.~.✧☽ ❤ ☾✧.~.`