"If I can't love you as a lover, I will love you as a friend."
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
(via hi)whats the point in titles
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
my style is kick
not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
(via stop).......slime man
my heart says yes but my mom says no
(via pizza)dude what
i don't understand